Assholes

  • How to Complain Like a Pro

    As a consumer, student, employee, and citizen, we all get a little screwed sometimes. An important measure of any institution–be it a business, school, or whatever–is how they try to rectify a mishap or misdeed. In spite of that truism, the cold reality is that your reaction to getting screwed is the critical catalyst that

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  • Chardee MacDennis Rules: A Playable Version of the Game

    Brought to you by It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia…and Boss Hog. UPDATE, September, 2021 In honor of the glorious ongoing pandemic, I have uploaded new and improved Rules and Cards. Collect them all! If you’re reading this, you probably are familiar with the notorious cure for boredom that was conceived by the assholes from It’s

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  • The Final Word: Bran Stark Has Always Been the True Villain of Game of Thrones

    Our watch is ended. The eighth season of Game of Thrones, which at times seemed to have been penned by Benioff & Weiss as a sort of Westerosi Mad Lib, has aired and we now know who wins…the equivalent of the Iron Throne. Brandon Stark. Bran the Broken.Bran the Staring.Bran the Evil. I’ve been saying

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  • Political Correctness: Reflections on Being an Asshole

    Political correctness and cancel culture are the poison-tipped swords pointed at the armor of the average American asshole, for the asshole is on a great, noble quest larger than that of humor, cruelty, or domination. Assholes stand behind a great bulwark of free speech in order to assert their basic human rights. And in the

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  • American Monster: Andrew Jackson

    “His wife died. They destroyed his wife and she died. He was a swashbuckler, but when his wife died you know he visited her grave everyday? I visited her grave actually because I was in Tennessee…And it was amazing. The people of Tennessee are amazing people. They love Andrew Jackson. They love Andrew Jackson in

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