Really? You want to get in touch with me? Are you really sure about that?

Don’t get me wrong, I love compliments and I am pleased to answer questions whenever I can. I watched Mr. Rogers. I try to be a helper. But…I don’t share wine, and I rarely solve problems. In fact, I’m usually the problem causer.

However, adoration and friends are always welcome.

So if you want to make contact so badly you’re channeling Jodi Foster, then pour a glass of wine, light a fire in the fireplace, and start typing below.